The Chicago Tribune has an article about a patient biting a CFD paramedic – but according to the headline … you want to ask … “he bit her where?” (It appears that nobody proof reads like they used to)

Man bites paramedic in the Loop (ouch)

Two Chicago Fire Department [paramedics] were hospitalized early Thursday after a man bit one of them and injured the other in the Loop, officials said.

The incident happened about 2 a.m. in the 200 block of West Jackson Boulevard, said Fire Department spokesman Chief Juan Hernandez.

Police said the [firefighters] were assisting a man at that location, and when they tried to put him on a stretcher, the man bit a female paramedic on the left calf. A firefighter was also injured, although details were not immediately available on that injury, police said.

thanks Dan & Jason